More Biographies!
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More of my biographies are up at Biography Channel website! As I've mentioned before, their Famous People Database has been around for a while, and the biographies for people like Tom Hanks and Barack Obama have already been written. But that's okay. That's Old Europe, as Donald Rumsfeld would say. With their preternatural sense of what the Kids Are Talking About, the people at Biography have directed me to satisfy the burning questions of a new generation of celebrity-obsessed television viewers. Questions like...
Billy has always been my favorite Baldwin. Where can I learn more about him?
I don't care what anyone says: Hunter was the best television show of the 80s. It was because of that guy. The old one.
That girl from Growing Pains, who lost all that weight? Is she okay?
My favorite thing about Six Feet Under was the guy who sometimes played Clare's boyfriend. Has he had any other bit parts lately?
The woman who played that nun on Father Dowling Mysteries was amazing! So mouthy and street-smart! Why don't people talk more about her?
That actress who used to be on Law & Order is great. No, not her. The other one.
Did Vanessa from The Cosby Show die?
And Corey Feldman! What the hell happened to Corey Feldman??
You're welcome, America.
Posted on Thursday, Jul 29, 2010
